She eats when he cheats

The Squirrel has uncovered some new developments pertinent to this ongoing saga. MLive.com is reporting on the wheels coming off this hot mess at a Michigan performance:
"My voice is weak tonight," she said, tearfully, "and I feel so vulnerable onstage." Problems plagued the performance, as Simpson had issues with her ear piece, her voice, and just holding it together emotionally. "Sorry," she mouthed to the crowd, as she lost her place in a song (a family tradition). At one point during the show, the 28-year-old had her band restart a song after several bars; at another, Simpson admitted she wished she could "walk off the stage," but gamely persevered until the end, giving props to her band. "They had my back the whole time," she said. It appeared that the singer left the stage in tears after her final song, professing her love for the encouraging crowd.
There is no confirmation on the rumor that she ate her sister Ashley's baby. Rest easy, I'm on it........


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The Cowboy Squirrel (TCS) enjoys the celebrity gossip as much as anybody and relishes the tabloids (though they were way more fun when Britney was whacked).
So, in the latest issue of US Weekly the lead is that poor Jessica Simpson reacting to another heartbreak. TCS has closely followed Jess through the ups and downs (literally & figuratively) and it appears her Q'back has strayed. She seems to have responded by eating all of the chili at her most recent Florida performance and it has gone right to her hips. It can never be a good thing when your belt is also your bra. Lose those high waisted pants, honey. Poor Jess!