Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A Roid is sorry...

...he got caught taking steroids. Go figger. In the Squirrel's tiny mind it is more offensive to trot out the contrition (like this guy hasn't been able to live with himself for the deed) than doin' a few 'roids to keep up with everyone else. It sure looks like steroid use was standard practice for a few years and just about all the ballplayers were guilty of enhancing their natural physique. I really don't have a problem with it. Those years were fun, all the hitters looked like giants and the ball was being launched like a missile. Fun! Then, the US government stumbled onto the practice and, oh shit! Really?!? So, A Rod, who is kind of the poster boy for douchebags in sports, took that $252 million contract right at the zenith of his steroid induced success and now he feels bad.
Lemme tell ya somethin'! Wanna make amends? Do some good with that ridiculous stack of cash. Help some people that really need help, there is plenty of that goin' around. Check out his past performance on this topic.
Alex Rodriguez' Real Estate, Charitable Donations Examined
Or, you could just keep being the same douchebag everyone likes to piss on. Wear a raincoat.
On a happier note, the new SI swimsuit issue is out! Yay!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wheres the tears at johnny,make up hit me with some fake tears please,if you cant cry dont confess.