To choke or not to choke?

The tabloids are abuzz with TV reality tramp Tila Tequila's accusation that her BF Shawne "Lights Out" (gotta love it) Merriman gave her the business the other night when she tried to leave their love nest. "Lights Out", on the other hand, claims he was doing his civic duty by trying to prevent the demure Ms Tequila from embarrassing herself with a display of public drunkenness. Ms Tequila (can those be real?) responded by placing "Lights Out" under citizen's arrest for a laundry list of violations, including false imprisonment. Whatever happened to "Love, Honor and Obey"? I'm gonna call it a wash.